The Muppets Themselves

Miss Piggy
Age: She'll never tell
Occupation: Looking beautiful
Loves: green frogs named Kermy

Kermit the Frog
Loves: Piggy, his nephew, Robin, and all his friends
Occupation: Being a good friend
Wardrobe: Frogs don't have a wardrobe

Occupation: piano player
Problem: Women "Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em"
Wardrobe: do fleas count? hehe

Favorite saying: groovy
Occupation: guitarist in the Electric Mayhem
Problem: bad hair days. (they are few, but they do happen)

Statler and Waldorf
Occupation: hecklers
Love: heckling
Problem: not being able to heckle

Dr. Teeth
Loves: showing off his gold tooth
Occupation: Leading his band, The Electric Mayhem
Wardrobe: red and black striped shirt

Occupation: managing the Electic Mayhem's drummer, Animal
Problem: Animal
Loves: Janice

Occupation: drummer for the Electric Mayhem
Favorite saying: Woman, Woman
Loves: being himself

Occupation: Stand-up Bear Comic
Loves: telling jokes
Favorite saying: Wacka Wacka